Not Not The Illuminat: A Cabaret/Conference

You are invited to an exclusive party/conference/cabaret/performance/funeral 
in honor of the death/retirement/ascension/rebirth 
of Sammi Starr: Performer to the Illuminati. 

Be prepared for a highly informative night of music, laughs, powerpoint presentations, and Pierogis. It's 50 cent pierogi night! Did you know 50 Cent is a member of the Illuminati? No? that's because HE ISN'T!